Funny Austin T-Shirts & Humor Merchandise

Austin has a sense of humor, and so should your wardrobe. Our collection of funny Austin shirts celebrates the quirky, weird, and hilarious parts of living in (or visiting) the Live Music Capital of the World.

Our Most Popular Funny Austin Shirt:
The I-35 Survivor shirt is our best-seller for a reason—because anyone who's experienced Austin traffic gets the joke immediately. It's the perfect blend of humor and truth that makes for great conversation-starting apparel.

Why Our Funny Austin T-Shirts Work:
• Original humor based on real Austin experiences
• Designed by an Austin local who lives these jokes daily
• Inside jokes that locals appreciate and tourists want to understand
• Quality shirts that are actually funny (not cringe)

Austin Humor Topics We Cover:
• I-35 and Mopac traffic nightmares
• Austin's unique culture and quirks
• Local landmarks and experiences
• Festival season chaos
• Things only Austinites understand

Whether you're looking for a funny Austin souvenir, a gift for someone moving to Austin, or just want to wear your Austin pride with a sense of humor, these shirts deliver. They're conversation starters, ice breakers, and perfect for anyone who appreciates Austin's wonderfully weird personality.

Great For:
• Austin locals who need to laugh about the traffic
• Tourists who want a memorable Austin souvenir
• Gifts for friends visiting or moving to Austin
• Festival attendees with a sense of humor
• Anyone who's ever said "Keep Austin Weird"

Shop our collection of funny Austin t-shirts and humor merchandise. Designed in Austin, worn with a smile (and maybe a little traffic-induced anxiety).